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Things That Make You Go ..Hmmm, What the Heck?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on May 26, 2009 by Editor

Walking past the window at Abercrombie the other day, I couldn’t help but notice their shorts display. One window with girls shorts laid out and one with boys. The girls shorts were wider than they were long. The boys shorts were long and baggy, past their knees. How interesting.

You look at a men’s shoe store, you never see 5 inch heels that they need to teter on.

Men’s clothing is soooo boring, especially if you have an ultra conservative man. ugh, no flavor, no amping it up, no creativity. You could dress them in the dark without worry.

Women can wear an abundance of jewelry and look stylish. Men, jewelry makes you look slimy or you’re just trying too hard. All you need is a fab watch, your wedding ring and DONE!

Why do capri pants on men look so silly…they shouldn’t but they do.

Women need to not only look at their front half in the mirror when trying on clothes, look in the back! If you have any kind of booty worth mentioning….the look is going to change immensely! Mirror = front + back.

Wear underwear when you leave the house….dont ask, just do.