Archive for April, 2009

Undercover Fashion Police Steakout

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on April 14, 2009 by Editor

I have often wondered if people really don’t have mirrors in their homes. It is the only reason I can think of that they come out in public wearing the things they do. Am I being judgemental? You’re out in public, I have to look at you, you hurt my eyes, you don’t care enough about yourself to dress appropriately so why would you care what I say? Tough!

Pajama pants are not to be worn in public. If you are too tired to change your pants, go back to bed you lazy jackass. The same with slippers (houseshoes for some), you can get a pair of flip flops for 3 bucks at Target, you’re just pathetic. These items are not out of line to complain about.

What about you, Hootchie Mama? Dressing for the mall on a Tuesday morning like you’re headed to the club, WTF? Cleavage, stripper heels, clothes 3 sizes too small..not cute, not a fashion statement.  No class, so trash. Oh, and pushing a baby carriage besides….you are a mess girl!

You may not care what anyone thinks…until maybe, you’re next interview or your new boyfriend’s mother….keep it respectful. You don’t know who you will run into when you’re a hot mess.